NO, GOD DAMN IT, NO.
I WAS SETTLED WITH THE FACT THAT HIS EYES WERE GREEN. CANDY APPLE GREEN, FANFICTION GREEN, THE GREENEST GREEN TO EVER GREEN.
BUT THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, WAS IT? NOPE, NOW THEY’RE THE COLOUR OF OLD WHISKEY MATURED IN AN OAK BARREL. AND ALMOST PAINFULLY BEAUTIFUL.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR EYES, GOOD SIR.
arE WE NOT MENTIONING THE JAW THING OR
Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D
YES IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN
OH MY GOD IT’S BACK
i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
I HATE THIS WEBSITE
reblogging for the excellent gif usage.
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
I never met someone who thinks so much like me!